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Post by Kaltia on Dec 30, 2003 9:17:00 GMT -5
Would one or more of you folks please post "Ode to Bleeprin" somewhere? I'm justifiably proud of that and don't want it lost to the misty depths of the board.
Here it is again (no, I'm not fishing for more praise, honest!)
Oh Bleeprin, you magical pill! You easily cure every fanfiction ill, From sweet Mary Sue, all covered in glitter To Pippin and Gandalf, slashily a-twitter, Every tenth Walker, each OOC elf, Every middle-school girl who inserts herself, Elrond's many daughters, Galadriel's fairy niece Only you can make the pain cease. Between Abusive!Denethor and Evil!Faramir We'd dig out our eyes if you were not here. From Legolas porn to Aragorn rape And those weird fetish crossovers with Frodo and Snape You blunt all that horror, even Suella Deville Let's hear it for Bleeprin, that magical pill!
Thanks in advance, Webmistresses-and-masters
Bast
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