"An Ode to Bleeprin" by Greyladybast-Archived.

Would one or more of you folks please post "Ode to Bleeprin" somewhere? I'm justifiably proud of that and don't want it lost to the misty depths of the board.

Here it is again (no, I'm not fishing for more praise, honest!)


Oh Bleeprin, you magical pill!
You easily cure every fanfiction ill,
From sweet Mary Sue, all covered in glitter
To Pippin and Gandalf, slashily a-twitter,
Every tenth Walker, each OOC elf,
Every middle-school girl who inserts herself,
Elrond's many daughters, Galadriel's fairy niece
Only you can make the pain cease.
Between Abusive!Denethor and Evil!Faramir
We'd dig out our eyes if you were not here.
From Legolas porn to Aragorn rape
And those weird fetish crossovers with Frodo and Snape
You blunt all that horror, even Suella Deville
Let's hear it for Bleeprin, that magical pill!



Thanks in advance, Webmistresses-and-masters

Bast